Call Centre Jokes

Although I’ve heard some of them before, I still couldn’t stop laughing when a colleague forwarded this to me. Oh and  Happy April Fool’s Day Folks~!
Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Customer:    ‘I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?’.
Operator:     ‘Where did you get that number from, [...]

Weep For The Little Children….

Children are pure in the sense that they are not yet complicated by that of the adult life. And yet they are meted out harsh and sometimes brutal sentences by their parents, guardians or care givers! All because they either misbehaved or had little incidents or had caused little accidents. In a fit of anger [...]