Of Some Singaporeans….

This is funny…and true of some Singaporeans…..got this in an email

Funny truths about life in small Singapore….

1. Nite – Sleep with air-con; Day – Bathe with heater on.
2. Morning – Cannot Wake up; Nite – Cannot Sleep.
3. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Lots of rubbish inside Letterbox.
4. Singapore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.
5. Singaporean never likes to vote, but always like to complain.
6. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore – They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and are liable to lots of loans.
7. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans – they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.
8. Half Singaporeans rushed and queue to buy Hello kitty, but a smaller portion of the half busy killing stray cats.
9. Chewing Gum – Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restriction on buying)
10. Cigarettes – Convenient to buy; inconvenient to smoke.
11. Private Cars – Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to reach office in time.
12. Public Bus – Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus with Ghost roaming freely in the rear section.
13. Education – Teachers teaching less but expects students to learn more.
14. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese.

2 Responses

  1. hahahaha..so true so true!!

    hey u’re back so soon…where did u go?

  2. Highlight the last line….between the two asterisks…*winks*

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