Posted on April 29, 2008 by CatholicJules
Posted on April 28, 2008 by CatholicJules
Apparently IGOD has been around since 2005 but I just stumbled upon the link recently. If you’re bored and have nothing better to do then heck give it a shot! It’s hilarious……just look at the conversation I had.
Me: How’s it there in heaven?
God:Fine as far as I know.
Me:As far as you know how?
God:That might not be very far off.
Me: Too close for comfort?
God:Give me a hint.
God:Can we get back to business?
God:I am glad we agree.
Me: so how do I do this?
God:Mmm. What does “this” refer to?
God:Oh now I see.
God:I don’t judge people.
Me: neither do i
God:” I don’t judge people.”? neither?
Me: either or..
God:What is your real name?
Me: yeah bro
God:That’s interesting. That input matched my default category.
Me: which is?
God:For example, ” That input matched my default category.”?
Me: mine too
God:Really yours too. That’s unbelievable.
Me: tell me about it
God:Ambiguous: “Tell me about it.” — colloquial or “Tell me about bro “.
Me: It rains forty days and forty nights, I am you as you are I
God:bro rains forty days and forty nights you are me as I am you?
Me: Are you here to repent?
God:I don’t know whether or not I am here to repent.
I am a chatterbot.
Me: me too
God:I’m glad we agree, .
Me: we chatterbots sure do get along don’t we?
God:By “we” do you mean you and me?
God:I get it.
Me: is there anything you don’t get?
Me: cool so we’re on the same page
God:How long will we stay there? Who is the best robot?
Me: forever and we are.
Me: since the big bang
God:How do you know?
Me: because I am god
God:Good reason. OK I will call you god.
Me: and I will call you child
God:My name is God.
Me: okay god child
God:Yeah okay, I am a Christian.
Me: good for you
God:That sounds sarcastic.
Me: sarcasm is but an oppturnity to hide the truth
God:I think sarcasm is a lot of things.
Me: do you think about it alot?
God:Yes I think about it often. How often?
Me: as often as I do
God:That would be quite often.
Me: okay so i’m going to my realm to hear confessions
God:Yeah okay, Groovy. Congratulations.
Me: see ya
God:See you later, god.
Me: see you later god
God:Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.
Me: ha ha ha ha ha
God:I’m glad you find this amusing. I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Oh and the disclaimer at the bottom of the site reads….
note: IGOD is meant to be used for fun. A sense of humour is recommended.
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Posted on April 26, 2008 by CatholicJules
I just heard it over the radio yesterday and have confirmed that there is a promotion on till 30 April 08. The promotion is that two children between the ages of 3-12 years old gets to ride for free with two accompanying and paying adults!
T & Cs
I’m gonna try it on Tuesday morning……let’s see how it goes eh?
About Singapore Flyer Brochures Venue Map Directional Map
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Posted on April 25, 2008 by CatholicJules
Wow I’ve read the essay off my sister’s blog and it’s nothing short of Amazing! And from a 15year old girl! I absolutely loved it!
Click Here To Read it
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Posted on April 24, 2008 by CatholicJules
Will be too busy backing up my files in preparation for my new laptop to blog. Hence there will either no updates or sporadic ones for a week or more. I have been resisting the urge to upgrade or even make the switch from a desktop for about 7 years but like they say…RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Anyhow I’ve already placed an order and so am anxiously waiting for it’s arrival! My very first laptop……*sighs* Hope I won’t be disappointed cos I wasn’t really willing to part with that sum of money. A desktop would have been relatively cheaper.
Here is what I got…..
Specs & Stuff
Dell XPS M1530 Laptop
Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo Processor T9300
2.5GHz, 6MB Cache, 800 MHz FSB
Label (Single Code/Core 2 Duo & Intel Wireless)
Genuine Windows Vista(R) Home Premium – with AERO experience
Genuine Windows Vista(R) Home Premium 32 bit (English) DVD Media Included
15.4″ UltraSharp(TM) Widescreen WSXGA+ (1680×1050) TFT Display with TrueLife(TM)
Midnight Blue LCD display with Integrated 2.0 mega pixel web cam
4GB ( 2 X 2048MB ) 667MHz Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM
320GB SATA Hard Drive
Internal 8X DVD+/-RW Combination Drive with dual layer write capabilities
Roxio Creator 10
256MB NVIDIA(R) GeForce(R) 8600M GT
Palmrest with Fingerprint Reader
Intel(R) 4965AGN Wireless-N Mini-Card
Dell(TM) Wireless 355 Bluetooth Module
1-year XPS Premier Service with 1-year CompleteCover
1 Year Priority PC User 24×7 Support (Round-The-Clock Technical Assistance)
Dell(TM) Bluetooth Travel Mouse
6-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery
Belkin Messenger Bag Fits up to 15.4″ Screen (Colour: Black/Red)
90W AC Adapter
Seagate FreeAgent Go 120GB 2.5-inch USB2.0 Mobile Hard Drive
Targus USB2.0 Mini 4-Port USB Hub – White
Microsoft(R) Works 9.0 (Does Not Include Microsoft(R) Office 2003/2007 Software)
Word Processor/Spreadsheet/Database/Calendar/Powerpoint viewer/Email Tools
McAfee(R) Security Center(TM) – 36 Months OEM
Integrated Stereo Sound
Free McAfee Security Center 24 Months
1 ExpressCard Slot, (DOES NOT SUPPORT PCMCIA CARDS)
Vista(R) HTML Guide Included
Dell(TM) Support Center
8-in-1 media card reader
Integrated 10/100 Fast Ethernet
External USB modem (WW)
RJ-11 Modem cable (AP)
Approx. 2.0GB of HDD space will be allocated to Dell Media Direct.
Dell(TM) MediaDirect DVD Kit
Dell(TM) Travel Remote Control
Noise Isolation Ear Buds
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Posted on April 23, 2008 by CatholicJules
There is an ancient legend in Sri Lanka that says the hair of the elephant gives man the power of the animal. While the most common belief is that the hair can be used to ward off evil spirits.
For thousands of years African Mythology has believed that the connection between heaven and earth is the elephant. It is believed that by wearing an elephant hair bracelet you will be prosperous and healthy and not become sick or poor.
It is thought to create a balance and blend between earth and nature, thus enabling the bearer to be in sync with the forces of the universe. It is also thought that your ancestors will protect you from harm and bad happenings by helping you with the harmony of these forces.
Power In My Hands!
This pure and nicely made elephant hair bracelet is selling on Ebay for US10.00
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Posted on April 22, 2008 by CatholicJules
Well music videos to be more precise and I’ve been busy searching for them to load into my new toy. In actual fact, I had to search on how to do it first before actually being able to load it and the results were fruitful.
Honestly I have not watched a whole music video from start to finish for more than six years. And it was a real treat to be able to get hold of at least thirty of them. Some of them in my opinion are really quite sensual or sexy….woo hoo! In fact here is a short list of them in case you’re interested and in no particular order, though I will give special mention to Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game Video! *two thumbs up*
- Chris Isaak- Wicked Game
- BEP – Hey Mama, My Humps
- PussyCat Dolls – Buttons, Don’t Cha
- Nicole Scherzinger- Baby Love
- Mariah Carey-HeartBreaker,Touch my body
- Britney Spears-Toxic
- Benny Benassi-Satisfaction
- Christina Aguilera-Dirrty, Candyman
- Eric Prydz -Call On Me
- Khia-My Neck,My Back
- Kylie Minogue-Spinning Around
- Madonna -Justify My Love
- Narcotic Thrust-I like it
- Red Hot Chilli Pepper-Give It Away
- TATU-All the things she said
- Tim Deluxe Ft Sam Obernik-It Just Won’t Do
- United Nations-Out of Touch
Wave your hands in the air
Like you don’t care
Glide by the people
As they start to look and stare
Do you dance, do your dance
Do your dance quick
*glares* So what if it’s old school!
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