Of Mr Foreign Gump……
- I too have experience with Foreign Policy because of my Geographical proximity to Malaysia….( Woodlands to Johor Bahru is just a walk across the bridge )
- That lipstick on my collar was an accident, I got too close to that pig they’re talking about….
- Some sources say that mathematically, the proposed US bailout will not help the US economy at all but secretly enrich those who created the mess, these elite mathematicians however do not have a proposed solution to this HUGE math problem nor are they offering one. So they turned to Mr F.Gump for his uncanny wisdom in finding simple solutions to otherwise complex problems…….In an interview Mr Gump was asked if he had a solution to the current economic situation to which he cooly replied, “My Mama always said you’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on.”
- When asked whom he thought would win the upcoming elections, Mr Gump replied, “Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”
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