I Pee Standing Up And Sitting Down…


Just not at the same time! ha ha!  Whomever tells you that it makes him less of a man if he sits down and pee is either a red neck, a caveman or simply doesn’t have a clue to what manhood is really about!  Who in his right mind would wake up with an erection and start peeing in his own toilet, knowing full well the mess he is almost certainly going to make?  Not I! 

The beauty of being a man is that we have a choice; So we don’t have to worry if  we are in a forested area or simply in a hell hole of what was once known as a toilet, you probably know what I mean if you’d experience the conditions the toilet is kept in some places!

And my dear brothers, if you somehow have a condition which forces you to sit and pee, well think nothing of it! You are still a MAN and that isn’t going to change whether you sit or stand! 

Oh and leaving the toilet seat up when you have women at home is just plain inconsiderate, then again if you just simply overlooked it once in a while then you don’t deserve the long lectures that follow.  And whilst I feel for you, I personally haven’t had that problem at home, because we aren’t as petty about such trivial things!

Finally to my fellow men…..may we pee gracefully and smoothly to a ripe old age!

julianwebsig

6 Responses

  1. a man leaving the seat up is inconsiderate to a woman. why isn’t a woman leaving the seat down inconsiderate to a man? what, coz he’s the man and she’s a lady? ok ok how bout this. 4 males, one female in a household. wouldn’t it make more sense to leave the seat up? i never understood that. a man has to put the seat down after peeing, that’s not difficult at all. but it’s also not difficult for the woman to put the seat back up after she’s done. right? hahaha.

    • Hence what I said about such things being trivial……but anyhow to me a clean toilet with the seat down is more pleasant on the eye.

      Oh wait, if there are so many men in the home why not install a urinal as well? 😆

  2. since we are on the topic of loos and pees..

    i simply hate it when men leaves trails of their deed on the seat! There are inconsiderate fools out there who can’t even lift up the bloody seat with their stupid fingers. sigh.. enough said.. hhahhahah

  3. Well then it must definitely be a family member or a friend to be able to use the same one you do Yes?

    Your reaction is normal…who wouldn’t be annoyed?

    How many out there would purchase one if they had a remote control toilet seat available? 😆

  4. how about work place?

    hahaah..i want those japan kind! hahaahha..jets of water.. even a dryer! 😛
    hahahhahahahaha

  5. Wooo Ms Ally Mcbeal!

    So why haven’t they invented a self cleaning toilet?? 😛

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