R Rated Jokes For A Monday Morning…

A Woman was admitted to a Hospital after having phone sex.  Doctors removed two Nokias, three Motorolas and a Samsung, but no Siemen was found!

A man approached a beautiful blonde at a bar. “I’d like to call you,” he said. “What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phonebook,” she answered.
“But I don’t know your name?” he said.
She replied, “That’s in the phonebook too.”

A man seemed upset, so his co-worker asked, “What’s the matter?”
“My 10 year old son made my secretary pregnant!” the man said.
“Impossible,” the co-worker remarked.
“It’s true,” the man said. “He puctured all my condoms.”

What is the difference between Jelly and Jam?
Your girlfriend will never ask you to Jelly your CxxK into her.

4 Responses

  1. Testing the reply to comments via email function…

    • Let’s see WOW it works! I love WORDPRESS!!

  2. You have a great site.Do visit Jokerspark.com for more jokes, motivational stories, optical illusions, funny pictures.

    • thanks Nitte and normally I don’t approve comments intercepted as spam, but
      since you guys are not selling anything and serve to humour people why not?
      Cheers mates! 😉

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