A Woman was admitted to a Hospital after having phone sex. Doctors removed two Nokias, three Motorolas and a Samsung, but no Siemen was found!
A man approached a beautiful blonde at a bar. “I’d like to call you,” he said. “What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phonebook,” she answered.
“But I don’t know your name?” he said.
She replied, “That’s in the phonebook too.”
A man seemed upset, so his co-worker asked, “What’s the matter?”
“My 10 year old son made my secretary pregnant!” the man said.
“Impossible,” the co-worker remarked.
“It’s true,” the man said. “He puctured all my condoms.”
What is the difference between Jelly and Jam?
Your girlfriend will never ask you to Jelly your CxxK into her.
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